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DOI Field Guide Vampire Conversion

Vampire conversion is a delicate process that, in accordances with federal regulations, must be explicitly monitored by the government. Manual conversion through direct vampire-to-human contact is strictly prohibited. If you are a human who wishes to undergo voluntary conversion to a nightstalker, please take the following steps:

  1. Apply for conversion by mailing in the proper forms, which can be conveniently downloaded from the D.O.I. website. Approval takes up to 6-8 weeks.
  2. Once your application is approved, proceed to the Vampire Processing Center at the date and time listed on your approval notice. Upon arrival you will be infused with vampire blood at a sterile injection site. You will then be conditioned to dislike human blood, and your fangs will be neutered.
  3. Expect to lose your color within a few months. You will be asked to return to the Vampire Processing Center for monthly checkups during your first year as a Transvampiric-American. After that, return visits are subject to the discretion of your assigned counselor.
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