The Count is a vampire first seen in the episode "So, You Want to Be a Vampire?" where he is sun-bathing with his wife Vera who is talking on the phone to Tristan, her daughter with her ex-husband Francis Grimes.
In "Wail Street", when he tries to tell Grimes "how to run his band" The Family Von Rap, Grimes kills him by stabbing a drumstick into his heart even though he is the band's manager. But his wife Vera is more concerned with her drumstick than his death.
- He is the only character in the series who calls Francis Grimes by the name "Frank".
|Series and Games||Ugly Americans ‧ 5 On ‧ FUGLY | Citizen Ugly ‧ Apocalypsegeddon|
|Characters||Main||Mark Lilly ‧ Randall Skeffington ‧ Callie Maggotbone ‧ Leonard Powers ‧ Twayne Boneraper ‧ Francis Grimes|
|Recurring|| Aldermach Maggotbone ‧ Rosie ‧ Melchior ‧ Goon squad |
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|Matt Oberg ‧ Kurt Metzger ‧ Natasha Leggero ‧ Randy Pearlstein ‧ M.L. Wooley ‧ Larry Murphy ‧ Julie Klausner ‧ Devin Clark ‧ Pete Holmes ‧ Mike O'Gorman|
|Writers||Devin Clark (creator) ‧ David M. Stern (development) ‧ Daniel Powell (exec. producer) ‧ Greg White ‧ Bill Krebs ‧ Jeff Poliquin ‧ Aaron Blitzstein ‧ Nate Federman ‧ Kevin Shinick|
|Directors||Devin Clark ‧ Aaron Augenblick (supervising producer) ‧ Richard Ferguson-Hull|
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