The Count is a vampire first seen in the episode "So, You Want to Be a Vampire?" where he is sun-bathing with his wife Vera who is talking on the phone to Tristan, her daughter with her ex-husband Francis Grimes.

In "Wail Street", when he tries to tell Grimes "how to run his band" The Family Von Rap, Grimes kills him by stabbing a drumstick into his heart even though he is the band's manager. But his wife Vera is more concerned with her drumstick than his death.

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  • He is the only character in the series who calls Francis Grimes by the name "Frank".

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Characters Main Mark Lilly  ‧  Randall Skeffington  ‧  Callie Maggotbone  ‧  Leonard Powers  ‧  Twayne Boneraper  ‧  Francis Grimes
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