List of Ugly Americans episodes

This is the list of episodes for Ugly Americans. See also the category on the episodes.

Series Overview

Season		Episodes	Originally aired
			Season Premiere	Season Finale
	1	14	March 3, 2010	November 17, 2010
	2	17	June 30, 2011	April 25, 2012

Season 1 (2010)

• C#  =  Episode number in the complete series
• S#  =  Episode number in the season

Screenshot	C#	S#	Title	Ori. airdate	Synopsis
	1	1.01	Pilot  /  D.O.I. Cutbacks	2010-03-17	Mark works at the Department of Integration and helps different kinds of creatures adapt to life in New York City while managing relationships between his half-demon, half-human girlfriend, Callie, and his zombie roommate, Randall.
	2	1.02	An American Werewolf in America	2010-03-24	Mark tries to teach a werewolf and his victim a lesson in trust. Leonard pursues his dream of becoming a famous magician. Randall plots to eat Mark while he sleeps.
	3	1.03	Demon Baby	2010-03-31	Callie goes baby-crazy after Mark starts fostering a demon baby. And Twayne starts to notice some odd changes in his body and tries to push Callie into a marriage in order to adopt the child.
	4	1.04	Blob Gets Job	2010-04-07	While staying with Randall's parents in New Jersey, Mark accidentally "outs" his roommate as a zombie; Leonard tries to identify a strange blob creature who proves to be difficult to place in the workforce.
	5	1.05	Treegasm	2010-04-14	Mark counsels a pair of treatures who are expected to perform in a public mating ritual sanctioned by New York City as a festival. Meanwhile, a molting Callie demands the kinkiest kind of sex from Mark. Randall finds his penis missing.
	6	1.06	So, You Want to Be a Vampire?	2010-04-21	Mark's new student wants to become a vampire like her boyfriend. Grimes and his crew have to take anger management training under Leonard. Meanwhile, the people of the city are getting afflicted by the strange "Mad Larry Disease".
	7	1.07	Kong of Queens	2010-04-28	After further budget cuts threaten to shut down his program, Mark struggles to find a job for a giant ape. Meanwhile, Callie tries to resist her sudden attraction towards Twayne during a convention. Randall loses the lower half of his body.
	8	1.08	Better Off Undead	2010-10-06	Mark has to deal with a clingy new roommate after Randall leaves to join a zombie cult.
	9	1.09	Kill, Mark... Kill!	2010-10-13	Mark runs into a series of problems when he volunteers to assist Leonard with issues regarding his wand. Twayne believes he has met his soulmate.
	10	1.10	Sympathy for the Devil	2010-10-20	Twayne is forced to endure a series of difficult consequences when he decides to make a horrendous agreement regarding a local politician's soul.
	11	1.11	Hell for the Holidays	2010-10-27	Mark and Randall agree to accompany Callie on a Halloween trip to Hell, where they spend time with her family, who are plotting against Mark.
	12	1.12	Trolling for Terror	2010-11-03	After Randall joins the cast of a sleazy reality show, the program’s unbalanced producer becomes obsessed with Mark.
	13	1.13	Soul Sucker	2010-11-10	Mark gets in over his head when he agrees to be Callie's partner in an ancient demonic ritual. Randall babysits a confused robot.
	14	1.14	The ManBirds	2010-11-17	Mark decides to take in a baby manbird that was separated from its family while Grimes struggles to settle a blood-feud with their champion.

Season 2 (2011-2012)

• C#  =  Episode number in the complete series
• S#  =  Episode number in the season

Screenshot	C#	S#	Title	Ori. airdate	Synopsis
	15	2.01	Wet Hot Demonic Summer	2011-06-30	The demons try to get into Mt. Magic to slaughter all wizards. Twayne's strategy involves building a summer camp with Mark as the head counselor.
	16	2.02	Callie and Her Sister	2011-07-07	Callie refuses to go through with her arranged marriage to Twayne. Her parents have a second daughter to take Callie's spot. And Mark and Callie are forced to act as substitute parents for Callie's younger, hotter and fast-growing sister, who has evil plans of her own.
	17	2.03	Ride Me to Hell	2011-07-14	The ending of his favorite TV series sends Grimes off the deep end. Mark has to help him get to the bottom of his inexplicable attachment to the show, uncovering a deep seated memory along the way.
	18	2.04	G.I. Twayne	2011-07-21	Twayne is drafted into Satan's Dark Army. When Mark is forced to join him, he discovers a plan to end humanity.
	19	2.05	The Ring of Powers	2011-07-28	Mark accidentally puts on a magical engagement ring belonging to Leonard and starts up a long-postponed wedding.
	20	2.06	Attack of Mark's Clone	2011-08-04	Callie has created a clone of Mark to win a bowling tournament. But the clone takes a peep at Callie's diary, and decides to get revenge on her.
	21	2.07	Wail Street	2011-08-11	Randall puts Mark's soul up for sale. Grimes pursues his dream of creating a pop music act with a teen sensation.
	22	2.08	Little Ship of Horrors	2011-08-18	Twayne throws a company party aboard a cruise ship, and Randall gets sick from dangerous magical pollens.
	23	2.09	Lilly and the Beast	2011-08-25	Callie reveals to Mark that she has been sleeping with other guys. At the same time, Mark's college girlfriend returns to his life.
	24	2.10	Mummy Dearest	2011-09-01	Grimes' "mummy" returns and causes trouble in the Department of Integration. Meanwhile, Randall feels neglected by Mark.
	25	2.11	Journey to the Center of Twayne	2012-03-14	Mark, Grimes and Leonard chase an arsonist ant man inside Twayne's body. At the same time, Twayne has fallen madly in love with a nice girl.
	26	2.12	Any Given Workday	2012-03-21	The intramural football game is coming up, but Mark is terrible at training his team. When Randall demonstrates the power of his new arm, Twayne gives him a job at the Department of Integration as the team's ringer and Mark's superior.
	27	2.13	The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper	2012-03-28	After working at the Department of Integration for the past 10 years, the crew gives Twayne a roast. But Mark's jokes lead to unimaginable consequences.
	28	2.14	Mark Loves Dick	2012-04-04	Callie gets a promotion as the new ambassador to Atlantis by turning herself into a male.
	29	2.15	The Stalking Dead	2012-04-11	When the country's biggest musician turns into a zombie and thousands of her devoted fans do the same, Mark befriends one of them. Randall has to deal with his jealousy issues.
	30	2.16	The Dork Knight	2012-04-18	Mark is bitten by a bat boy and becomes a masked vigilante.
	31	2.17	Fools for Love	2012-04-25	Mark attempts to take his relationship with Callie to the next level, on April Fool's Day. Grimes unwittingly puts everyone in the Department of Integration in danger with his pranks.

See also

• Episodes (category)
• Season 1 (category)
• Season 2 (category)