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Francis Grimes
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Name Francis Grimes
AKA Raoul (hitman),
The Collector (fake manbird)
Gender Male
Species Human
Born April 5th, 1954
Height 6'2"
Occupation Head of the Department of Integration's Law Enforcement Department
Relatives A late mother (a mummy),
A gardener father,
Princess Chlamydia (wife),
Vera (ex-wife),
Tristan, Suri, Zahara, Shiloh, Moon Unit, Apple, Rumer and Pilot Inspektor Grimes (daughters),
Blake (son-in-law)
Introduced Pilot
Voice Larry Murphy

Lt. Francis Grimes is the head of the Department of Integration's Law Enforcement Department. He is voiced by Larry Murphy.

Despite being a law enforcer, he has many disturbing psychological problems and severe rage issues. He also maintains several sidejobs, including working as a hospital security guard and a hitman for hire. Grimes commands a goon squad that operates out of the DOI's "force floor".

It is revealed in the episode "Better Off Undead" that Grimes was born on April 5th, 1954 and is 6'2" tall.

In "Mummy Dearest", Grimes' mother rises from the dead as a mummy, so Grimes is very likely to be an Egyptian. Also it is revealed that Grimes wears a toupée.

Grimes on Non-HumansEdit

Grimes' encounters with unruly creatures have left him with a lifetime's worth of both physical scars, such as his missing kneecap, and emotional ones, as that stemming from his broken marriage. Thus, he naturally detests immigrants, Mark Lilly and anyone else who sympathizes with the immigrants. He has utter disdain for non-humans, preferring to think of them all as "illegal", he hunts down those who have strayed from the proper bureaucratic procedures that provide a path to U.S. Citizenship. However in later episodes he has shown to lighten up on the immigrants and will sometimes help them and Mark with problems, he has shown to be friends with several non-humans such as Leonard Powers and Doug.

He specially has a searing hatred towards vampires since his wife Vera left him for one. He admires Van Hellsing, who has brought vampires nearly to extinct, and even has all kinds of fan articles of Van Hellsing, including a lunchbox. This hate is lessened after he gets cured from the Mad Larry Disease by a medicament developed by Blake's father, also a vampire, in "So, You Want to Be a Vampire?"


Grimes has 15 daughters but no son since his ex-wife Vera "could never stick the landing", as revealed in "Wail Street". One of them, Tristan, marries the vampire Blake and becomes a vampire as well in an earlier episode "So, You Want to Be a Vampire?" Some of the other daughters have been mentioned and their names are Suri, Zahara, Shiloh, Moon Unit, Apple, Rumer and Pilot Inspektor (these are names Hollywood celebrities have given their children). Eventually Vera left him and married the vampire "The Count". However, Grimes stabs the Count on the chest with a drumstick and disintegrates him when he tells Grimes "how to run the band".

Grimes had a very domineering mother and she rises from the dead as a mummy in "Mummy Dearest". She begins to interfere with his life and later goes rampant in the DOI. She tells him that he was a "naughty mistake with the gardener". He finally summons the Egyptian god of death Anubis to put her back to rest.

He marries the stomach bacteria Princess Chlamydia inside Twayne Boneraper's body in "Journey to the Center of Twayne". After he has left, he keeps in touch with her through a cellphone left behind in Twayne's body.

It is shown in "Better Off Undead" that he is attracted to older women and quite a womanizer in the old women's scene.

Side Jobs and Alternate IdentitiesEdit


Absences in the seriesEdit

While Grimes is a main character, he is absent from the following episodes:


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