Dr. Alan Boring (voiced by Mike O'Gorman) was a scientist and engineer who founded Boring Laboratories. He appears in the episode "Soul Sucker". His inventions include a pneumatic egg poacher and a hydraulic melon baller.

His most important creation was, however, the robot J9.

In 1954, Boring predicted there would be dirigible wars in 1982, so he made the robot J9. It has stored his semen and can use it to fertilize future women. However, when J9 surfaces in New York City, it does not function properly and keeps squirting to wrong targets.

Later, J9 finds Dr. Alan Boring under Rockefeller Center in a life sustaining cell. J9 opens the cell and Boring drops to the ground a rotting corpse. J9 tries to refill its semen from Boring's dead body.

Boring's corpse is last seen in J9's arms dancing in Callie Maggotbone's Zechalech ceremony.