The Abscess Hollywood hosts, as the title implies, are the two hosts of the television show Abscess Hollywood. One of them is a human brunette woman and the other one is an ass head man who has an ass for his head and speaks with the anus. Their show Abscess Hollywood reports on news about Hollywood celebrity and entertainment, which is a spoof on the show Access Hollywood in the real world.
- The female host seems to look like Maria Menounos, the real host of Access Hollywood.
- Lady Hoo Ha tells the male host that he looks like a talking anus in "The Stalking Dead".
- Access Hollywood at Wikipedia